Hi Ayesha, thanks so much for reading and responding. I’m delighted to meet someone new to me on Medium.

Oh, I completely forgot about all those other events...

Haha, I’m 99.94% not likely to attend a baby shower. I’m just not that interested or invested.

With funerals, if there’s even the smallest distance, or measurable effort involved, my commitment to attend will collapse faster than a greeting card. Is it out of state? Then, no. Does it start late in the day or evening? Then, no!

Yeah, those other events start from behind and trend to a No. Thanks for reminding me! Ha.