the right to bear armS(SSSSSSS)

Sam McKenzie Jr.
2 min readJan 27, 2018

Second Amendment Rewrites, Footnotes, Translations, and Commentary

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What If Instead Of:

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

We Translated It To:

  • By people we mean able-bodied white men ages 18–45.
  • Since we white men, ages 18–45, are scared of being oppressed, get as many guns as you can.
  • A war is always imminent — bring your own guns (BYOGs)
  • We have no choice but to have guns.
  • Good people (white men) with guns will save us.
  • The second amendment people (white men) can do something about it.

And What If Our Founding Fathers Wrote The Famous Words Like This :

The Right to Bear Arms(SSSSSSS)

Put eight “S’s” on the end. Each one for the number of guns the average gun owner has in the U.S.

S” for — stand your ground

S” for — sell as many as possible

S” for — states’ rights